Gordo
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You have found an Gordo star fragment! Let's see... Hmh... The roundest constellation pattern known to astronomy! Contains a star system that appears to change color seasonally, from golden to brown. Home to the densest collection of food-named asteroids in the known galaxy. Astronomers have documented a phenomenon called "The Great Wiggle" where the stars appear to shift like a breathing belly. The central star's spectrographic analysis shows elements commonly found in bread! Did you know that?
Stars arrange themselves in patterns resembling various food shapes in Gordo. Contains dust clouds that sparkle like falling crumbs! The central star cluster rotates like a spinning food bowl. Regularly observed phenomena called "dinner time sparkles" and astronomers report the area smells like cookies through spectral analysis.
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The Celestial Foodie
The plump and happy constellation of Gordo spreads across the western horizon like a well-fed guardian. His stars form the shape of a chubby, lounging dog with a perpetually wagging tail. According to myth, Gordo was a baker's dog who would taste-test all the bread to ensure it was perfect, leading to his rounded figure. The gods were so charmed by his dedication to quality control that they honored him with a place among the stars. It's said that bakers who start their ovens when Gordo's constellation is brightest will have their bread rise perfectly.
Reading this makes you hungry, doesn't it?